Sunday, March 27, 2016

Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?

Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??

No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

Dunya Ka Sab Se Bara Quran E Pak

Dunia Ka SB Se BaRa QURAN-E-PAK
AfGhAnIstAn K Shehar KABUL Me Ha
Jo
7 FooT LamBa

Latest Newton's Law

"For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot."
They are called husband and wife....

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Too Tou Aasooda-e- Raahat hy,Tujhe Kya Maloom? - Short Poetry

Too Tou Aasooda-e- Raahat hy,Tujhe Kya Maloom ? ? ?

Dukh To Insaan Ki Bunyaad hila dete Hain....

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Akhlaq Sy Baat Karo - A Very Nice Quote in Urdu

Akhlaq Sy Baat Karo Kuch Kharch Nahi Hota,
Q k,

Insan Per Sub Sy Zyada Museebaten Us Ki
Apni Zuban Ki Waja Se Aati Hyn...

Zubaida Apa Urdu Funny Totkay for Girls

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Kisi larki Ko Jaan Se Maarne Ka Aasan Tariqa

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Funny Quotes Text Sms Joke - Anmol Raaz

"ÅNMOL RÅÅZ"

Pasand usko na kro jo
dunya me sbse zyada
khub$urat ho
balke

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Sad Poetry About Love Muhabbat Ek Munfarid Khel

Bara Munfarid Khel Hai
Mohabbat Saare Kheloo'n Main,

Jo Haara ,
Phir Nahi Khela,
Jo Jeeta Us ne Touba Ki...!!

Salam Aakhri Urdu Ghazal

///>Ghazal<\/>Hamara ye tumko salam akhri hai,,

/>Sunoo,
Aaj tum se kalaam akhri hai.

/>Agar ho saky to bhula deina hamko,

/>Yehi aik chota sa kam akhri hai.

/>Abi aarzoun k sehra hain peyasy,

/>Magar aansuon ka ye jaam akhri hai.

/>Teri beiwafai ka shikwa nehi hai,,

/>Yehi to wafa ka enam akhri hai..

/>Zara deir thehro qaza k frishto,,

/>Labon pe hamare peyam akhri hai,,

/>Koi mil saky ga na hamary jaisa,,

/>Tere husan ka ye gulam akhari hai
.-._.-. £ØVÉ .-._.-.
'-._.-I$ LIFE-._.-'

Gud Morning Text Msg Wid Quote

A single moment of miss understanding is so poisonous...

That makes us to forget hundred lovely moments spent together.....!

Good Morning

The Best Quote by Hitler - Take Risks

The Best Sayings 0f Hitler.

"Take Risks In Y0ur Life.

The Best Funniest Urdu Joke a Love Story of 2 Chickens

Do choozon ko aapas mein pyar ho gya.
Pyar umr k sath sath bhrta chla gya.
zindgi bhar sath nibhane k waday huay
Or jab dono choozay barey or jwaan hovay to unko pta chla......

k

Mirza Ghalib, Ghalib Poetry, Ghalib Poetry in Urdu, Urdu Ghalib Poetry, Ghalib Image Poetry, Ghalib Picture Poetry, Ghalib Photo Poetry, Ghalib Poetry Pics

New Stylish Text ASCII Good Morning Wish

$""$ $""$$ $,/, ISH YOU
$___,_/_,___$
$"""$___$'""'$
$ APPY
$___$"""$___$

"Beautiful"
"GooD"
"Morning"

Assalam 0 Alaekum.

Imran Khan Funny Sms - Main Ne Girna Nahi Tha

Main ne girna nai tha
wo mje naswar rakhna yad nai raha
jis waja se mjhey chakar agya.
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Imran khan ka geo tv ko khasosi interview.

Dushman Hi Milay Raah Main Tanhai Bahot Hai - Sad Text Ghazal

Ab Sh0q-e-Safar, Khawahish-e-Yakjaaii Bah0t Hai,
Dushman Hi Milay Raah Main Tanhai Bahot Hai,

Hum K0n Se Ghalib Thay K Sh0hrat Humain Milti?

Duniya, Teri itni b pazerai bahut h,

Zakhm0n ki numa'esh ka saliqa nhi hum k0,
W0 hen k unhe sh0q e masihaii bahut h,

L0g0n sy ta'aaruf na k0i jan na pehchan,
Dil h k esi bazm ka shaidaii bahut h,

Galy0n mn magar k0i dareecha nhi khulta,
Aapas mn yahan sh0r e shanasaii bahut h,

Shamein hen t0u veran c barsat mn jana,
Kehne k0 bhara shehr h, tanhaii bahut h.

WOOD CARVERS Exquisite Furniture Exhibition 2012

WOOD CARVERS bring
Exquisite (Karachi Finish) Furniture Exhibition on 21 & 22 Dec.2012

11:00am Onwards
Kohinoor Banquet
Hussain Chowk, Lhr.
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Tum Jantey Ho Mere Dil Ki Baat - Short Poetry For Text Sms

" Tum janty ho mere dil ki baat..???

Chalo choro......!

"Janty hoty to mere hoty. . . .?

Bu Ali Sina Urdu Quote on Picture - Maa Aur Muhabbat

Bu Ali Sina Quotes, Quotes, Image Quotes, Urdu Image Quotes, Bu Ali Sina Urdu Sayings, Maa ki Muhabbat,

Maa Aur Muhabbat
Bu Ali Sina ne kaha:
Apni zindgi mein mohabbat ki sab se aala misaal main ne tab dekhi,
Jab saib 4 thay aur hum 5
Tab meri Maa ne kaha,
Mujhe Saib Pasand Nahi.

Gandhi Quotes About Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A)

“I learnt from Hussain
how to achieve victory while being oppressed.”

Indian political and spiritual leader "Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi"

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Taskeen E Muhabbat - Urdu Picture Poetry

Nawaz Sharif Funny Urdu Poetry Ganje Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak

Faraz k baad ab
" Nawaz Sharif " k liye Arz Karte Hain

" Ganje " Teri Sharafat Pe sab ko hai Shak.

Wa wa wa

Khobsurat Libas Hazrat Ali A.S Quote

Khobsurat Libas Insan ki Shakhsiyat Badal Deta hay,Aur
Khobsurat Ikhlaaq Insan ki Zindagi."

(Hazrat Ali a.s)

Friday, March 25, 2016

School Miss Students Joke - Urdu Joke - Hindi Joke

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko
ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr

Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu
ye khud school jaye gi

Bachey bole:

Baba ji

Ye humari Miss hai

Roz school se Date per chali jati hai:-):p;)

Say Eid Mubarik In Latest and Hard Style Read Carefully

1st of all thank G0D m0bile k signals aagae :P
N0w Itz tym 2 vsh eiD.
EiD MUbARak 2 aWl

MaY ALLAH sh0wer hZ c0unttles bleSing up0n u,
N ALsu c0untlES M0Ney awF EIdi up0n u:p,
May ALLAH DILLUte ur s0r0wZ,
Evap0RATEz ur w0rieZ,
Filter ur mistakez
n
LEv u wid the Crystal Of haPineS.
stay bLEsSed
Ameen.

Door Tak Chaye Thy Baadal Aur Kahen Saya Na Tha - Ghazal

Door Tak Chaye Thy Baadal Aur Kahen Saya Na Tha
Is Tarhaan Barsaat Ka Maosam Kabhi Aya Na Tha

Kia Mila Akhir Tujhay Saayoun K Peechay BhaaG Kr
Ae Dil E Nadaan Tujhay Kia Hum Ne Samjhaya Na Tha

Old Generation Vs. New Generation Poetry Funny

Old Generation:

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi..,,

Muhabbat aik se hoti ha hazaron se nahi..!!!

New Generation:

Chand ko b mil gai chandni, taaron ka kia hoga...?

Muhabbat aik Hi se kar li to baki hazaron ka kia hoga....? ;):D

Joker Ki Ek Khubsurat Baat - Beautiful Advice Sms

Ek joker ne logon ko ek joke sunaya
sub log boht zyada hanse
Us ne wohi joke phir sunaya
to kam log hanse

Us ne wohe joke phir sunaya
to koi b ne hansa

To phir

Does Bollywood Famous Actor Akshay Kumar use Veet Cream? hahahaha......

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Husband Wife Urdu Funny Joke On Shaadi

WIFE: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hoi,
Aap ki shadi Q late hoi???

Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se dia kerta tha!!!

Funny Good Morning Poetry Text Sms Message

Nikaal De Apni Roshan kirnain
Ae " Suraaj ",
.

Uthne Lage Hain Wo L0g Jo

Na kaam k,
Na kaaj k,
Dushman anaaj k.?

GÖÖD MÖRñIñG!

Hahahahahaha

Main He Wafa Nibha Na Saka - Bewafa Ghazal

*gHaZaL*

Main he wafa nibha na saka.

Usy chaha mger bata na saka

Uski judai main subho sham roya bohat.

Haan mgr us k samane ansoo baha na saka

Usy chaha main ne sari duniya se ziyada.

Haan mger us k dehliz pe sar juka na saka

Uper wale ne likh di thi judai.

Judai ki lakir hath se mita na saka,

Us k baad bohat aai khushiyan magr

Kisi b khushi par muskura na saka.

Eik he baat rulati ha subho sham

Jis ko chaha us ko pa na saka...!

Arsa Beeta, Zindagi Beeti - New Stylish Short Poetry for Text Sms Msg

ArSa BeeTa, ZinDaGi BeeTi,
SaB KuCh BeeTa LeKiN PhiR Bhi,

Jo iShQ MeN BeeTi, iShQ Hi JaNaY,
Ya Wo JaNaY, JiS PeR BeeTi..!

Free IQ Test Questions - How Many Months Have 28 Days?

Free IQ Test Question:

Each year has several months.

Some months have 30 days,

some months have 31 days.

How many months have 28 days?

Nice and The Best Quotes (The Best Aqwaals)

(BEST AQWAALS)

1: Ksi ko dukh dene wala kbhi khud sukhi nhi rehta

2: Ksi ki bebasi pe mat hanso kal ko ye waqt tum pe b aa sakta hai

3: Ksi ki aankh tumhari wajah se namm na ho Q k tumhen us k har aansu ki ek ek boond ka karz chukana hoga

4: Mazloom aur namazi ki aah se daro Q k aah kisi ki b ho arsh cheer kar Khuda k paas jati hai

5: Dusron ko usi tarhan maaf kar diya kar0
Jis tarhan tUm ALLAH se maafi ki umeed Rakte ho.

Allama Iqbal Poetry - Tu Dhond Falak Par Bagh_E_Iram

Tu dhond Falk par Bagh_E_iram,
apna To Aqeeda hai,,,
"iQBAL"

Jis khak py "MUKHLUS" dost melain,
wo khak B Jannnat hoti hai.

Friendship Quote by C.S. Lewis - Picture Quotes

C.S. Lewis Sayings

Friendship is born at that moment

when one person says to another:

"What! You Too? I Thought I Was The Only One"

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Funny Dirty Adult Poem/Poetry in Urdu - Waderay Ka L0ra

LATEST VERSION OF WADERAY KA BETA.

Akbar jatoi jalbani mera naam,
Mam'may dabana or chud'daie mera kam,

Itna tharki k hath me hai l0ra,
Abhi dikhata hn tmko ghorra,

Gol tere mam'may mera lamba l0ra kala,
Larkiyan mera dekhen or bolen OoOoo lalaAaa.

Ek hath conddom or dosre me sarson ka tail,
Mere samne tm saron k l0ray hain fail.

Burgaron ki mujhse har wakt hai hat'ti.
Q k sari cute girls mujhse hain chud'ti.

Me tujhe banaon ga chaklay ki rani,
Per us k liye tujhe pare gi phud'di marani.

Waderay ka l0ra,
Waderay ka l0rA.

Adult Funny Joke Text Sms in Urdu - Mot ka frishta Girl se

Mot ka frishta Girl se:-
Apka time over ho chuka hy
Girl:
Koi Bachne ka rasta?
Frishta:
Yes,1 kiss karo usko jo ye sms 2016 parh raha hy
Girl
"TERI MEHRBANI"
Tu jan kad.le

Husband and Wife Funny Joke of 2013

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K
Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND:

Zindagi Tere Ta aqub Mein Log - Itna Chaltay Hain K Mar Jatay Hain

Zindagi Tere Ta'aqub Mein Log. . .

Itna Chaltay Hain K Mar Jaty Hain. . !

Wo Mohabbat Bhi Teri Thi - Urdu Poetry Ghazal

Wo Mohabbat Bhi Teri Thi
wo Shararat B teri thi,

Bakra and Bakri Says:

Humari Taraf Sy Aap Sab Ko Eid Mubarak!
So Funny Na!

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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Jumma Mubarik With Prayer for Text Sms

:"Jumma": :"Mubarak":
:"Allah: Aapko* *;Aasman k*
*sitaro* *se or* *Samander*
*ki Lehro*se*b *ziada* *khushyaan* *naseeb*kare *Ameen*

New Stylish Good Morning Text Sms Msg With Prayer

"G""O"O"D"
"MORNING"

"G""O""O""D"
"DAY"

"G""O"O"D"
"LIFE"

"G""O"O"D"
"LUCK"

"G""O"O"D"
"HEALTH"

"My best wishes to you for today & forever.

"Good Morning!

Inkaar Ki Fursatm - Urdu Short Poetry

Maanga H¡ Nah¡n Hum Ne
Apne L¡ye Waqt Tum Se,

K Shayed ¡nkaar K¡ Bh¡
Fursat Naa Ho Tumhare Pass.

Kitchen Ghazal Very Very Funny Ghazal

"KITCHEN GHAZAL"
.
Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena
.
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena
.
Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai

.
Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!
.
Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
.
Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
.
Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
.
Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
.
Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
.
Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
.
Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
.
Namak km lage to aur mila lena

Say Shubh Deepawali (Happy Diwali) to Your Friend With Text Sms Mms

A Friend like you

is like Diyas on Diwali (Deepawali)......

Driving away darkness and spreading

brightness all around.

I am so lucky to have found such a

treasured friend in you!

Wish a Happy Diwali (Shubh Deepawali) to

my dearest friend.

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Allama Iqbal Independence Day Poetry - Urdu Image Poetry

Abhi Tak Paaon Se Chimti Hain Zanjeerain Ghulami Ki
Din Aa Jata Hai Aazadi Ka, Aazadi Nahi Aati

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Teri Rehmaton Pe Hai Munhasir, Mere Har Ammal Ki Qabooliyat - Islamic Poetry For Good Morning

Teri Rehmaton py hy munhasir
meray hr ammal ki qabooliyat. . . !

Na mujy saleeqa e iltija
na mujy sha'oor e namaz hai

Stay Blessed always!
Good morning.
asslam o alaikum
jumma mubrk.

Le Kar Aana Use Mere Janaze Mein - Sad Short Poetry

Le Kar Aana Use Mere Janaze Mein.
Ek Akhri Haseen Mulaqat To H0gi,

Future of Electricity in Pakistan - Pakistan Electricity Joke

... Pakistani Electricity in Future ...

Dad: Beta zara jungle se lakriyan le ana khatm ho gai hain,
aur ye lo 2000 atay hoye adha liter matti ka tail le ana laltain mein dalna hy.

S0n: apki Gadha gari le ja raha hun.

Jaldi Aon ga to bachon ko museum le jaon ga
keh rhe thay bijli se chalne wali tube light dekhni hy...:-)!!!

Guru Nanak Day - Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji Quotes

Quote in English

Were you to live by way of 4 ages,
or even 10 times much more,

ended up you acknowledged on all 9 continents,
and were to obtain common adhering to,
were you to get paid fame and praise from all of humanity,
if you have not his grace, nothing at all will conserve you.

Quote in Hindi

आप चार उम्र के माध्यम से रहते थे,

या यहां तक कि दस गुना अधिक,

आप सभी नौ महाद्वीपों पर जाना थे,

और सार्वभौमिक निम्नलिखित, हासिल करने के लिए थे

आप प्रसिद्धि और प्रशंसा सभी मानव जाति से कमा रहे थे,

यदि आप अपनी कृपा नहीं है, तो कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हें बचा लेगा।

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Agar Ho Ijazat Tou Ek Baat Poochhon? - Short Text Sms Poetry

Agr ho ijazat to 1 bat puchon.??

Jo ishq muj se seekha tha. . .
Wo ab tm kis se krte ho,,?

Shikwe Bhi Hazaron Hain - Urdu Love Ghazal

""Ghazal""

Shikwe bhi hazaron hain, shikayat b bohat hai,

is dil ko magar us se Mohabbat b bohat hai,

Aa jata hai milne wo tassawur main sar-e sham,

Sookhay Phoolon Ki Tarha Hum Shayed - Sad Short Poetry for Text Sms

>> Sookhay Phoolon Ki Tarah Hum Shayed,,,

>> Gir Chukay Hain Teri Kitaabon Sy.

Funny Quote for Jawani

If you obey all the rules,
you will miss all the fun

Hamad e Bari Taala Urdu Poetry - Meri Ghaflaton Ki Bhi Had Nahi

Meri Ghaflaton Ki Bhi Had Nahi,,
Rabb ki Rehmton Ki Bhi Had Nahi,,,

Na Meri Khata Ka Shumar Hai,,,
Na Rabb ki Aata Ka Shumar Hai...

Click Here to Read More Urdu Hamd Shayari

Na Zameen Hai Meri Qaraar Gaah - Urdu Yaad Shayari

Na Zameen Hai
meri Qaraar Gaah
Na Falak Hai
Manzil-e-Justajoo.........

Bari Deir Sy Hai Safar Mera
Teri YaaD Sy Teri YaaD tak..

Funny Diwali Pics - Funny Diwali Photos

Celebrate this Diwali with pure Fun......!

DIWALI MUBARAK

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School Funny Picture Prank Memories

Funny Pictures, Prank pictures, funny memories, funny school pictures, naughty students pictures, prank photos, prank images, funny students, funny pics, funny moments,

Funny students making prank with school staff and capture the funny moment. click here for more funny pictures

Nice Words for Text Sms

Nice lines..

Zindagi Me Kuch Khona Pare To
Ye Do Lines Zarur Yad Rakhna,

"Jo Khöya Hy Uska Gham Nahi "

"Lekin Jo Paya Hai Wo Kisi Se Kam Nahi..!

Zardari Funny Joke Sasti Bijli China

China Se Sasti Bijli Na leny ki Waja
Zardari ka China Jany Se Inkar Hy

Lekin Q?

Q K

Zardari ko kisi Ne Dara Diya Hy k Chinese log

Kuttay B kha Jaty hn :-O

You Can Read Here More Zardari Funny Jokes

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Funny Picture About Pakistani Tomato Rates

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Friendship Quote by Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Kabi Kisi "Dost" ko fazool na samjho.
"KiYUN K"

Bus Eik Baar Dard_e_Dil - Sad Urdu Shayari

Bus Eik Baar Dard_e_Dil Ko
Khatam Ker De 'Ay TaBeeB'

Waada Kertay Hain Phir Kabhi
Muhabbat Nahin Karein Gay..!!

Sad Urdu Tasveer Poetry Ay Sanam Tere Hijar Mein

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Ay Sanam Tere Hijar Mein
Na Safar K Rahey Na Watan K,
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Hazrat Imam Hussain(AS) Ki Shaan - Karbala Peotry

Ajab Shaan Hai Hussain Tumharey Lashkar Ki
Kahan Sey Dhoondh K Layen Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab Bhi Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hai

Sunaee Deti Hai Ab B Azaan Akbar Ki….

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Sweet Way to Say Good Morning by Text Sms

U r "Nice" so
"Nice MorninG"

U r Sweet so
"Sweet MorninG"

U r Loving so
"Lovely MorninG"

U r "Cute" so
"Cute MorninG"

U r Good so
"Good MorninG"

Good Morning ASCII Stylish Text Sms

,*,*,//GOOD//,*,*,
,*,|'''/'''|,*,*,*,
,*,|__M_ORNING,*,
,*,*,*,HAVE,*,*,*,
,*,*,*,*,A,*,*,*,*,
,*,*,NICE,*,*,
*,DAY,*
"GOD BLESS YOU"

Here are More Good Morning Sms

A Beautiful Quote for The Best Life

Small Line But True
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Zindagi Ko Ramzaan Jaisa Bana Lo
.
.
.
To Maut Eid Jaisi Hogi..!

Good Night Ghazal - Ho Gai Hai Adhi Raat Ab So Jao

/"Night" /
/"Ghazal" /

HO gai hai adhi
Raat ab so
JAO

Hathon pe
Rakh ke hath
ab so JAO

Funny Bakra Eid (Eid ul Zuha) Text Sms Msg

Aapas me galtiyon ko drguzar kia kro..
Qk

Drguzar na krogy to Mohbbat khtam hojaegi...
Jb Mohbbat khtm hogi to Rabita tot jaega...
Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
.
.
.
.
.
Or phr is waja se eid pe koi gosht bhi nahi dega :

('.')> Sorry Yar
/)( Galti Meri
/ Hi Thi...

Tum Poocho Aur Hm Na Bataen Aisy To Halat Nahi - Ghazal by Qateel Shifai

tum poocho or hum na bataen aisy to halaat nahi.

ik zra sa dil toota hai or to koi baat nahi.

Veena Malik Adult Poetry On Bhaati Chok Lahore

Lahore me Bhaati chok k qreeb cement ke jo Ghoray hain
.
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Na to un k Tattay hen or na hi unke Lorrey hy.

Veena malik ki Lahore k visit pe observation

Mother Teresa Quotes on Human Rights Day

Mother Teresa Sayings for Human Rights:

Spread love almost everywhere you go:
1st of all in your personal home.
Give love to your kids,

to your life partner (wife or husband),
to a next door neighbor...
Let no a single actually come to you
without leaving greater and happier.
Be the living manifestation of God's kindness
kindness in your face,
kindness in your eyes,
kindness in your smile,
kindness in your hot greeting.

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Good Morning Text Sms With Islamic Poetry

Wo Mushkilo ko B Rehmat Me Dhal Deta Hai

Jo Dobta Hua Suraj Nikal Deta Hai

Ye Mujko Sikhaya Gaya He Bachpn Se

Zikr Allah ka Hr Musibat ko Taal Deta Hai..

Good Morning
AssalamuAlaikum

Pakistani Politicians Game Street Fighter - Funny Pictures of Pakistani Politicians

Pakistani Politics now really like street fighter game every politics ready to fight for higher seat.

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Punjabi Funny Poetry on WAPDA

Wapda waleo jan deyo
.
Thori jai bijli te aan deo
.
Mobile di battery mukki pai ae
.
Paani wali tenki sukki pai ae
.
Toilet vich v jaa nai sak'dy
.
Tissu naal kam chala nai sakde
.
Ki ki apne dukhry dasiye
.
Pal vich roiye pal vich hassiye
.
O baaz v aa jao HARAAM DEO

Thori jai bijli te aan deo.;->

Here are more Wapda Funny Jokes

Samait Rakhi Hain Apne Dil Mein - Sad Short Poetry

Samait Rakhi Hain Apne Dil Mein
Us Ki Kuch Haseen Yaaden,,

KHUWAB Or BARISH - Veena Malik Adult Sms

"KHUWAB Or BARISH"

Donon 1 Jese hen
Farq
Sirf Etna Hy
K

Me Ne To Socha Tha - Sms Match to Date

ME NE
TO
SOCHA
THA

K
BHOOL
JAON
TUMHAIN

Miss You Friends Faraz Funny Poetry

Boht Dino Se Bhooly Huay Thay Hum
Apny doston Ko FARAZ..

English Love Poetry with Animated Picture

English Poetry, English poetry with animated pictures, Praying Poetry, Prayers, Love Poetry in English, Love poetry animated pictures, animated photos poetry, Love and Friendship,

Pashto Poetry - Che Ta Raze Za Ba Bia Talye Yema

"""" ÄF$ØØ$ """""

Che ta raze za ba bia talye yema,

Khalko pa jama ba orralay yema,

Sta da ratlo pa intizar intizar..

Margi zalim ba za sezaly yema..

Ta ba bia der zama thandy khkolawe..

Kho wali za ba darta ghalee yema..

Ma ba pa okhko bande olambawe..

Afsos che za be lambawalee yema..

Kafan che stargo na ochat ki zama..

Da khpo lasono be tarralee yema..

Bia ba ta zan ta malamata waye..

Za be lahad ta war sparaly yema..

Ta ba jara jara ke dase waye..

Che å (Tariq)' pasa kana..
za kho os ta pasy raghale yema..T S nadam

Aurton Ke Ek Group Se Pocha Gya - Funny Text Sms Joke

Aurton k Ek Group se Pocha Gya k kon kon Apny SHOHRON Se PIYAR krti Hen
Sb Ne Hath kahre kr Dea.

In Sb ko 1 Msg Dia Gya k Apne SHOHRON ko Send kren.

"I LOVE YOU"

To In k Sohron k Jawab kuch Yun Aye.

Dekhta Hoon Tasveer-E-Yaar To Aata Hay Rashak - Short Text Sms Msg

Dekhta Hoon Tasveer-E-Yaar To Aata Hay Rashk
.
Har Baat La'Jwaab Thi,
Agar Be'Wafa Na Hota

Urdu Ghazal for Adults Only for 18+ Boyes

Kabhi dekha hy tu ne ik nazar ehtlaam k bad

Kitne masoom lagte hain Tattay is kaam k bad

Din to Jese tese guzar jata hy kamon main

Islamic, Image Poetry, Picture Poetry, Photo Poetry, Islamic Short Poetry, Islamic Urdu Poetry, Islam Poetry, Urdu Islamic Poetry, Urdu Islam Poetry

Be Chain Baarish Ka Kya Lutf Mujhko Aaye Ga

Be chain baarish ka kya lutf mujh ko Aaye ga,

Laakh sawan
ki bahaarein hain Megar
"TUM" to nahi...

Adult Dirty Text Sms Joke for +18 Only - Ek Boy Ne Apni GF Se Gift Manga

Ek boy ne apni girLfriend se gift manga.

GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.

Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:
Ye chaandi k box me saja k do,
sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.

2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:
Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?

Larka:
Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.

Sunaar:
Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya
hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!

Funny Pathan Sms Joke - Tum HumKo 3 Laakh Rupey Do

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

.
.
(after 15 days)
.
aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
.
Pathan: ye ley
.
"LOTA":P

Accidentally Funny Pictures From Sports Events

Funny Pictures, Sports funny pictures, football funny pictures, boxing fight funny pictures, motor race funny pictures, Accidentally Funny Pictures, Accidentally Funny Photos, Sports funny photos,

Sports can be very elegant, tough, rough. But it can also pathetic, embarrassing and ridiculous. Athletes are constantly on the sensitive plate and delivers accidentally funny pictures,

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Panjabi Love Letter! Funny Sms Joke

!..Panjabi Love Letter!

Way Bashireya...?
Hunn Apne Dil Ty Watta Rakh K Minu Pull Ja...!

Hunn Main Boottay Marasi Di Mang Aan...!

Hum Chhor Chalay Hain Mehfil Ko, Yaad Aaye Kabhi To Mat Rona

Hum chhor chalay hain mehfil ko,

Yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona,

Is dil ko tassali dey lena,
Ghabraey kabhi to mat rona,

Ik khawaab sa dekha tha hum ne,

Jab aankh khuli to toot gaya,

Yeh pyaar tumhein sapna ban kar,

Tarpaaye kabhi to mat rona,

Jeewan k safar mein tanhai,

Hum ko na zinda chhoray gi,

Marney ki khabar aey Jaan_e_Jigar,

Mill jaaye kabhi to mat rona,

Hum chhor chalay hain mehfil ko,

Yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona,,,,,!

Joke for Friends - Bigri Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahaani Hai

"Bigri hui zindagi ki kuch itni si
kahaani hai..

20% hum bachpan se kamine the

aur 80% aapki Sangat ki meharbani
hai...!!! ;>;-)

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